I think the proper approach would be the one I used: after identifying myself I simply answered any sales question with "Cancel my account."
So what do you do for a living?
Cancel my account.
Do you have any hobbies?
Cancel my account.
Was there a part of AOL you especially liked?
Cancel my account.
Why are you so adamant about leaving AOL?
Cancel my account.
They did, in fact, cancel my account...in one phone call.
So what do you do for a living?
Cancel my account.
Do you have any hobbies?
Cancel my account.
Was there a part of AOL you especially liked?
Cancel my account.
Why are you so adamant about leaving AOL?
Cancel my account.
Not bad. Mine would be this:
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So what do you do for a living?
I kill people.
Do you have any hobbies?
I kill people.
Was there a part of AOL you especially liked?
Killing people online.
Why are you so adamant about leaving AOL?
Witnesses.