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To: Alouette
Reuters: "Hey Hizbollah, how many people have the evil Zionists killed in your country?"

Hizbollah: "About 600 have been made martyrs by the Zionist occupiers."

Reuters: "How may of those were your brave soldiers?"

Hizbollah: "Only a handful."

Reuters: "Ok, thanks. I really appreciate your help. It's so hard to get hard numbers on these things. I hate having to venture so far from my hotel to gather information."

Hizbollah: "We are always happy to help you find the truth, if you need more information, contact me and we can meet again?"

Reuters: "Ok. Do you prefer meeting here by the orphanage, or did you like meeting at the hospital better?"

Hizbollah: "I don't like keep a consistent schedule, maybe we will meet by the UN observer post next time."

Reuters: "That sounds great! They're usually a good source of information too!"

42 posted on 07/27/2006 2:36:12 PM PDT by untrained skeptic
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To: untrained skeptic
Excellent job!

That is just too good!

43 posted on 07/27/2006 2:37:31 PM PDT by MarineDad (Whenever mosques and JDAM's meet, civilization benefits.)
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