I don't go to movies much anymore because I don't like the sticky floors, the crowds, and the smell... and I'm talking the nice new suburban metroplexes.
Now, there's rarely something I even want to see. The last film I actually went to see in the theater was King Kong because I wanted to see it on a big screen.
If it isn't some crap-spewing left wing movie actor keeping me away, it's the obnoxious suburban white kids who run around in front of the theater pretending to be thug rap gangstas, yakking loudly into their cell phones and calling each other "Yo N*gga".
Civil discourse has dissolved so rapidly in the last ten years, I'd just rather stay in at the Repo-Girl compound and watch DVDs.
Many years ago, after my shoes stuck to the theater floor, I said to Hell with the movie house. Now, I rarely bother with Hollywood fare, but do try to see every film in which Robert Duval (the greatest American actor, and a national treasure) makes an appearance.
I don't go to movies much any more. They just aren't any fun. Maybe they will go the way of the newspapers.