What happened to 'LOLF'...? Actually, don't tell me. I don't care.
I sure made an impression on you.
Funny, I can barely remember anyting about you, except you aspire to be a drunk and that all of your myriad other IDs often had "drunken" in there somewhere.
And, oh yeah, you are best buds with a pretend Admiral and his pretend pig/brother/sister.
Ah, the high life!
LOLF