[SlayerOfBunnies]

I think I'm going to go buy a copy of the koran. Every time I see an article like this one with some muslim POS whining about how bad we're all making him feel, I'll wipe my butt with a page from the koran.

Anyone out there know if I need to worry about butt scabies or anything from koran ink?

[BykrBayb]

When you're done, please mail the pages to the NYT. That's what it's printed on.