[Oztrich Boy]

I'd like to have a pet mammoth.

Everyone says that until they have to change the litter box.

[Renfield]

".....Everyone says that until they have to change the litter box...."

I need the stuff for my garden.

[MarkL]

I'd like to have a pet mammoth.

Everyone says that until they have to change the litter box.

It wouldn't be bad if you could just cross a mammoth with a pot bellied pig... They'd have "smallish droppings," not too different from black market beagles. But you know, it's going to be tough, because like the Loverboy songs says, "pig and elephant dna just won't splice!" But who knows, maybe pig and mammoth dna will splice. We need to see!

Mark