[ReignOfError]

I'm not sure whether this "sitting judge in Alabama" is A) an honest and earnest idiot, 2) delusional, or III) a parody/troll. All three are so abundant on the 'Net that it's hard to tell any more.

[Young Scholar]

I'm not sure whether this "sitting judge in Alabama" is A) an honest and earnest idiot, 2) delusional, or III) a parody/troll.

Or 4) Roy Moore.

Perhaps he hasn't updated the "sitting" part in a couple years.