SHHHHHHHHHH! Please don't spread this news about WV. You know that we mountaineers don't like ferinners. Shoot em on sight we do. Don't come here. Stay away. Awful place to live. You wouldn't like it.
But just think of the boon to housing values and economic development if WV started a campaign around the slogan "West Virginia: Where You Don't Have to Press 1 for English."
Don't get mad if I say this, but West Virginia is one of the prettiest states and the best kept secret in America. I went to college at Ohio University (about 30 miles from WV) and spent almost all of my free time roaming WV. It is a great state. Robert Byrd should also be keeling over sometime soon.