In June [the Presbyterian Church (USA)] voted that ...the Trinity, described for centuries as "Father, Son and Holy Ghost," could also be called "Mother, Child and Womb."
Dammit, that's over the line. It sez in the Bible itself, "there was no womb for them at the inn." You know, folks, it's kind of like a McDonald's franchise. You don't have to buy into it but if you do, you don't go messing around with the ingredients.
Certain critics question how the Presbyterians, one of the most staid denominations, became entangled in such theories
What would we do without certain critics?
Need a new Martin Luther to tack up a list of grievances.