1 posted on
08/30/2006 6:36:00 PM PDT by
blam
To: blam; Kolokotronis
So much for "secular" Turkey...some Turkophiles on FR need to have their heads examined.
2 posted on
08/30/2006 6:39:14 PM PDT by
eleni121
(General Draza Mihailovich: We will never forget you - the hero of World War Two)
To: blam
This is just wrong.
Maybe Israel should do one where Aladdin decides to have a Bar Mitsvah.
3 posted on
08/30/2006 6:39:25 PM PDT by
rbg81
(1)
To: blam
Can you blame Pinocchio? His head is full of sawdust.
4 posted on
08/30/2006 6:41:59 PM PDT by
stm
(Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence)
To: blam
Good lord! What nonsense. (What are they doing reading the infidel-inspired classics, anyway?)
5 posted on
08/30/2006 6:42:24 PM PDT by
shezza
(God bless our military heroes)
To: blam
"Little Bo Peep lost her sheep and didn't know where to find them...
She soon surmised, much to her surprise...
They were now part of a muslim's harem."
Not bad for 45 seconds of thought, eh?
FMCDH(BITS)
7 posted on
08/30/2006 6:44:02 PM PDT by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: blam
Boy, Muslims steal everything, don't they?
8 posted on
08/30/2006 6:46:35 PM PDT by
sageb1
(This is the Final Crusade. There are only 2 sides. Pick one.)
To: blam
13 posted on
08/30/2006 6:53:21 PM PDT by
ladyinred
(Leftists, the enemy within.)
To: blam
How do they square up Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? Scandalous! Do they have to stone her for living with 7 unrelated men? Maybe it's told as a cautionary tale, told to older students as a warning...
Oh, and the drawings, with the Princess necklines and bare arms. For starters. Are there any illustrations at all? Are they covered modestly, if yes? Does Cinderella marry her Prince and join the 3 other wives at the castle? So many questions...
To: blam
Let's see...
Goldilocks and the Three Martyrs..
Little Red Riding Burqa....
Little Mosque on the Prairie....
etc.
19 posted on
08/30/2006 7:07:18 PM PDT by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: blam
I want them converted too...
22 posted on
08/30/2006 7:11:51 PM PDT by
ChristianDefender
(Never Give Your Enemy (ROP) A Foothold.)
To: blam
Tom Sawyer may always have shirked his homework, but he is more conscientious in learning his Islamic prayers. He is given a "special treat" for learning the Arabic words.Knowing Mad Mo's (rumored) penchant for buggery and children, I shudder to think of what Tom's "special treat" was.
26 posted on
08/30/2006 7:25:21 PM PDT by
Malacoda
(Bu**er Islam)
To: blam
My God (the real one), they've stolen our literature too. Oh, what the hell.
Little Miss Muffet
sat on a tuffet,
eating her couscous and honey,
she reached for a tater,
'twas the detonator,
and now she's a virgin for money.
29 posted on
08/30/2006 7:34:36 PM PDT by
Sender
(“Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.”)
To: blam
There once was a premier named Erdogan,
He took bribes from the Saudis as fast as you can,
in exchange for sharia law,
he destoyed being secular,
and now women are beaten on beaches.
32 posted on
08/30/2006 7:48:49 PM PDT by
Proud_USA_Republican
(We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
To: blam
Does Pinocchio's nose grow when he reads the Koran out loud?
36 posted on
08/30/2006 8:25:04 PM PDT by
Phocion
("Protection" really means exploiting the consumer. - Milton Friedman)
To: blam
Wow! Don't ever let these people read the originals. They might be in for a shock.
38 posted on
08/30/2006 8:26:55 PM PDT by
HungarianGypsy
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To: blam
The Zionists are plotting!!!...The Zionists are plotting!!!"
43 posted on
08/30/2006 10:01:24 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
Keep scrolling down... this is turning into a pretty funny thread!
Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.
44 posted on
08/30/2006 10:06:02 PM PDT by
nutmeg
(National security trumps everything else.)
To: blam
To the tune of Flintstones:
Achmedinejads, meet the Achmedinejads!
They’re a modern stone age family!
From the town of Tehran,
They’re full of totally crazy jihadis.
Saving the world from the evil Zionists.
Killing all who isn’t Islamist!
When you’re with the Achmedinijads.
You’ll be waiting for the twelfth Imam,
Engineering an atom bomb,
With your assault guns and napalm!
45 posted on
08/30/2006 10:31:43 PM PDT by
abishai
To: blam
Little Miss Muhummad
Sat on her carpet
Praying to Allah all day
Along came a Zionist
And sat down besider her
And she blew herself and him up right away.
47 posted on
08/30/2006 11:45:01 PM PDT by
WestVirginiaRebel
(Common sense will do to liberalism what the atomic bomb did to Nagasaki-Rush Limbaugh)
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