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To: Fred Nerks

So I guess if everyone just stops emiting methane they will be doing their part to stop global warming.
Perhaps if you don't emit your quota you can sell it back to Gov. Arnold for GREEN credits!

(Hmmm... green doesn't seem to be the right color for this type of credit).


11 posted on 09/01/2006 11:15:04 PM PDT by antceecee (Western countries really aren't up to winning this war on terror... it might offend the terrorists.)
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To: antceecee
This is NOT a joke. The sarc sign is not on.

A few years back a study was done( with your tax money), to find out how much methane was coming from cattle. They found the leading cause of global warming( before the SUV was the bain of civilization) was cow farts. They measured the frequency and duration of cow farts and came up with a figure that was greater than the emissions from a volcano eruption every day. There was discussion of cow diapers, but by that time I was crying too hard to continue.

Just imagine, cow farts, Mexican farts, German farts, dog farts, whale farts, people in nursing home farts that take iron every day, Jeeeze, we're all going to die!

12 posted on 09/01/2006 11:50:19 PM PDT by chuckles
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