WE'RE GOING STREAKING! WE'RE GOING STREAKING IN THE QUAD! WHO'S WITH ME?!?
You're on. The sooner these people look stupid, the better.
It could be cathartic. They need to get the anger out of their lives and become contributing members to society.
I suggest a well-done cartoon of Mohammed drinking a beer with a needle in his arm and a hooker around his neck. Let them burn down what they own. Put them in recovery when they ask for help after they perform for our pleasure.
WE will define jihad on our terms this way.