That's why I became an Orkin Man.
On a band trip in college (c 1983), one of the girls followed a guy around all day long because he looked so good in uniform. We didn't tell her that her heart throb was an Eagle Scout until we got back on the bus that evening.
Not that there's anything wrong with Eagle Scouts, ya know.
Last I heard, she's a professor at a major midwestern university.
Okay, diet coke all over the screen. That's a good one, although I will say, when I call Terminix, I am generally very happy to see him when he gets here. My oldest son wants to be an entomologist and I just want to squash any bug I see in or near my home. He wants to pick it up, play with it and study it. I thought it was cute when he was 3, now he's 14 and really into it.