Well, you know what the kids always say..."Thanks for the mammaries!"
Two old farmers from the country somehow fetched up in the bar of the Holland House hotel in Manhattan, back around the turn of the last century. They stood for awhile looking at the well-endowed Bouguereau nymph reclining over the bar. One asked the other, "You ever seen anything like that before?" Replied the second, "Not since I been weaned."