Ok, well I dialled 1800-Year-Old-Painted-Coffin and just got a recorded message.
Me too:
"Are you sick and tired of staring at a plain , mahogany or metal coffin during the burial of your friends and loved ones? Call us today and order a painted coffin. We can portray any design you want, all the way from customed Hells Angel style fender paint to pictures of your favorite person, as well as slogans. Let your loved one take a message on their journey. Leave your contact info. at the beep!"