[Miss Didi]

I thought Lurch's response was satire. And today's winning post is:

This is Rove's REAL october suprise. Step back and let the Democrats get confidence and then they sometimes slip and say what the REALLY think.

[DarthVader]

I think Rove had Lurch secretly drugged , given hypnotherapy and programmed him to self-destruct. They then call Lurch up and give him some poetic code like in the movie Telefon and horseface follows his orders.