Posted on 11/03/2006 9:15:26 AM PST by The Blitherer
November 3, 2006
NYTimes: Bush told truth! Saddam a true threat! Yellowcake!
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So, the NY Times twirls its mustache and writes:
Stupid Evil Bush Reveals Saddams Nuke Plans, and He was Only a Year Away from Having Nukes and
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Times Peon #1: HOLY CRAP, Mr. Keller, did we just validate everything Dick Cheney and Colin Powell and stupid evil George Bush said to the UN? When were spilling secrets, were not supposed to do that!
Keller: OMG, WE DID! We DID validate these scheming nazi theocon bastards!!!
Times Peon #2: And and and what about Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame and those sixteen words Bush said you know, the impeachable 16 words about the Brit intelligence and the Yellowcake! Jim Geraghty at TKS says we might have freaking validated that story, too!
Keller: Ohhhhhh crap! And freaking bloggers! Okay, lets spin this, baby, spin it! All hands on deck! Turn this ship around! Call Chris Matthews! Call MoDo - no, wait, dont call her, shell make it worse by pretending to be Emma Peel, or something - call Bob Herbert! Hes a wiz at shifting the rudder! Spin, spin! Call Olbermann!
Peon #3: Aye, Aye, captain! Uh, sir, Olbermann is chewing floorboard and Matthews is crying, again. Should we call Judith Miller, sir?
See link for the complete parody.....it is well done!!!!!!!
I'll take Bi-annual for $200, Alex.
Iran - CIA 'gave bomb plan to Tehran' (Clinton Legacy - Nuclear weapons)
Privately, I think Iran ALREADY has nuclear weapons, already sitting on selected Shaab-3 missiles ... and are merely "baiting" Isreal to attack with a long, outrageous parade of diplomatic-military provocations.
Somehow I don't think those 300 tons of yellowcake and 1.5 tons of enriched uranium sitting in Salmon Pak where going to be used for say making ice cream or yogurt.
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