News of the Weird: Norwegian headmistress proposes that boys be taught to urinate while seated

StarTribune.com ^ | 11/1/2006 | Chuck Shepherd

[GeorgiaFreeper]

In September, the headmistress of the Dvergsnes primary school in Kristiansand, Norway, proposed that boys be taught to urinate while seated, in order to reduce splashing and mistargeting, which burden the cleaning staff

[Hazcat]

she trained her husband

He has to be a Dim!

[CaptRon]

I propose that the girls be taught to use the facilities standing up so as to give the cleaning staff something to do.

[AnalogReigns]

The picky headmistress should try this--it says 80% improvement...hmmmm....

[dalereed]

"We aim to plese. you aim too, please!"

Right next to the other sign in the pool house: We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool.

[RichardW]

I worked one place where they had a female urinal installed. It was converted into a male bathroom and it was a weird looking device.

A lot of the problem has to do with these asinine urinals they install today. The old time ones that came up to your chest and down to floor don't splash. Those that are just hung on the walls will splash all over the floor and a person's pant's legs or bare legs if standing up. I hate them.

[rottndog]

I like this one:

[GraniteStateConservative]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1719624/posts

[texas_mrs]

Democrats probably need no instruction for this. It is likely already the practice among metrosexuals. I can see Kerry doing it.

[Red Badger]

I was a janitor in my teen years and I'll vouch for that! The women's restrroms were more filthy than the men's by far.............

[HitmanLV]

You know, not for nothing but 2 of my top 55 wildest fantasies feature Norwegian headmistresses.

[GeorgiaFreeper]

You know, not for nothing but 2 of my top 55 wildest fantasies feature Norwegian headmistresses.

TMI!! :)

[DannyTN]

"OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS RESTROOM CLEAN. YOUR AIM WILL HELP!"

I like the more poetic...

"We aim to please,
You aim too please."

[Kenton]

Oh, and toilets have lids for a reason.

To keep the dog from drinking out of the toilet? My wife told me the same thing, and I pointed out that toilet seats had hinges on them for a reason too.

We had this discussion after she had a late-night accident. I told her "if you get your ass stuck in the toilet because you forgot to look before you sat down, blame yourself, not me."

[CottShop]

Great! Yet another attack on manhood- In the never ending feminization of men, Norway is proposing that boys be taught to be squat to pee sissies. Pissing over a 4 foot tall stump in the woods is now being shunned in favour of nancy in a red dress squatting- Kids in Boston are banned from playing tag football, running games, and anythign that 'might cause injury' We're almost htere folks- we're almost at 100% sissification.

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[Tamar1973]

I don't want to get too graphic here, but the manipulation needed for the male sit-down pee often leads to unsanitary contact between the pee pee and the commode.

There are studies that have shown that some people's toilets are cleaner than their kitchen sinks because the toilets, particularly in business establishments, are cleaned more often.

[Bushman2]

Just accept it as a safety feature and post a sign:
IN CASE OF AIR RAID DUCK UNDER HERE,
NO ONE EVER HITS IT ANYWAY!

[Kenton]

I was a janitor in my teen years and I'll vouch for that! The women's restrroms were more filthy than the men's by far.............

Having worked in a bar one time, I can vouch for the fact that the obscene graffitti in women's restrooms far outdo the guys.

[Red Badger]

I do,too. I think the women have more access to pens and pencils because of their purses, whereas guy's don't typically carry around much stuff. And as for doing some of the nasty things that guys are supposedly famous for, women are more "nasty" than the guys...........

[Cyman]

I pee sitting down every chance I get. Get a lot of reading done. This is a deep blow to my masculinity, family, and country.

Get real

[Larry Lucido]

But what if you have Norwegian wood?