Your insult to lutefisk is grossly insensitive! It is FORBIDDEN to speak this way about the sacred dish of my culture. The radical Lutheran brigade will be sending you a post card expressing our sincere concerns.
Once here they were dispatched to nearby Quaker missionaries to deliver sound beatings.
My dad whose read virtually every primary or secondary text concerning North American settlement from 1500 to 1700 said that in the good old days the ministers, along with the elders and deacons, constituted not just the religious authorities but the police as well, so this wasn't at all surprising.