[Soaring Feather]

"That one was a Democrat," said the woman, "and every night for four years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was going to be."

Oh my gosh, rolling in the aisles here, too, funny!

[Lady Jag]

At least we know the girl won't be marrying a Democrat this time.

Hey kiddo! Got off jury duty! That's my news for the day. I wouldn't have minded serving, but at least I know now that they won't call me for another 3 years. In MA if you show up for jury duty you get three years off from serving. If called and you don't show up, it's $2,000 or some jail time. Well, that's settled!