And the song is always the same with each one of them, although the lyrics vary a bit with each. Sing along with me --
"I don't know why I was doing this." (Yes you DO, Merv the Perv - yes you DO)
"This is the first time I've ever done this." (No, this is the first time you've been caught.")
"I just wanted to talk to her/him." (About what? The dangers of alcohol and use of condoms, which you happened to bring with you?)
"This is the first time I've ever done this." (No, this is the first time you've been caught.")
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Seems that when the authorities check the perp out, usually, he has had at least one arrest...some of these bums have been in and out of jail for similar charges and sometimes a lot worse. I recall once, Dateline interviewed a victim of one of their perps -- she had been molested (maybe even raped) by him years ago when she was just a little girl. She was rather surprised and angry that this guy was out there doing the same or worse.