[Iowa Granny]

I hope my sons don't read this. It might give them ideas.

They'll probably want to bury me across the road from Big Al's Gentlemen's Club so they can kill two birds with one stone when they visit.

[llevrok]

I hope my sons don't read this. It might give them ideas.

I want my wife to bury me at the mall so she will come and visit every day...

[The Brush]

I'm being creamated and I want my ashes strewn over my ex-wife's apartment so she has to clean up after me one last time.