[traditional1]

These are the ones I get stuck in the window seat, while they sit in the middle seat, when I fly "Coach". (When you land, your lips are blue)

[WideGlide]

Looks like 2 one-legged fat women sharing a folding chair.

[wanderin]

LOL

I wonder if she read the back of her chair before she sat in it.

I had to magnify it to read it clearly.

Yep, "MALT4".