Hey, that quip just gave me an idea. Someone needs to write a "You might be an Episcopalian..." book along the lines of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck". Like, "If you consider yourself devout but spend more on car washes every week than you put in the offering plate......you might be an episcopalian." Heck, that book would write itself.
. . . you think people go to Hell for using the wrong salad fork.