[Lady Jag]

If I had 1 wish this Christmas, it would be for all the children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing in harmony.

If I had 2 wishes this Christmas, it would be for:
1: All the Children of the world to sing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free

If I had 3 wishes this Christmas:
1: Kids singing together
2: $1,000,000 tax free per year for life
3: To have all encompassing power over the universe

If I had 4 wishes this Christmas:
1: The crap about the kids
2: $1,000,000
3: All encompassing power
4: 1 extended orgasm to last 30 days, brought about by
   2 supermodels and, of course, my wife

Let's face it, the logistics of getting all those kids together is impossible.  So, let's rearrange:
1: All encompassing power
2: The orgasm
3: The money

OH!  I forgot to strike down my enemies.  Okay, so we add that in.

Now, my wish this Christmas would be:

1: The power
2: To strike down my enemies, may they die like pigs in hell
3. The orgasm
4. The Money
5. And with my fifth wish this holiday season I would like for all the
   children of the world to join together in peace and love and sing
   in harmony.

[beachn4fun]

[beachn4fun]

Hiya, Lady J

[tomkow6]

Office Holiday Memo


To     All Employees
From   Management
Subject Office conduct during the Christmas season

Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council).

1.  Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.

2.  Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill)

3.  Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."

4.  Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandma's house.

5.  All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.

6.  Egg nog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.

In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Happy Holiday.
 

[GeekDejure]

6. Lady Jag... are you feeling alright? ;-))

[stand watie]

chuckle!

free dixie HUGS,sw

[PsyberAce]

Nice chirstmas wish list but you forgot one thing you didnt say anything about bring home the troops or add them in the first number four on the list