What, you have no Quiznos where you live? My kids like Subway. I think it's the most flavorless food imaginable. Your choices to top incredibly bland meat, cheese, and bread consist of oil or mayonnaise. Not even Miracle Whip, but mayo. And what could have more robust flavor than vegetable oil? No mustard, no barbeque sauce, no horseradish. What the hell is wrong with people that prompts them to eat there?
"Your choices to top incredibly bland meat, cheese, and bread consist of oil or mayonnaise."
No Ranch or Sweet Onion Teriaki? I think there's supposed to be a Southwest sauce of some kind too. I don't they ever did have BBQ.
Our Subway is great.