[Miss Marple]

Regarding my holiday, I do not see why it isn't as valid. If I could convince the press that this was an old Norse pre-Christian holiday celebrated by the ocialist Swedes, I will bet you cash money it would be bigger than Kwanza.

Look at the marketing possibilities: food, beer, Aqvavit, herring, ski sweaters, Danish hams, Volvos....

Lots of money in MY holiday. Think of the advertising! And jobs for blonde models!

I think I will manufacture "principles" to go with it.

[Chances Are]

And jobs for blonde models!

No, Miss Marple - that's YOBS!

CA....