I have my dad's shoehorn, about that size. And it's not registered.
We have to watch out for the sawed-off shoehorns!
Yep.
I am currently stockpiling my own arsenal of deadly and dangerous shoehorns as well.
I have collected assault shoehorns, shoehorns with silencers, fully automatic shoehorns, laser guided shoehorns and of course the bazooka of all shoehorns...the size 13 shoehorn!
Oh yeah...
I also forgot to mention my Satruday night shoehorn special...