Complaints? Where there's wool, there's a way (Mark Steyn)

Chicago Sun-Times ^ | January 7, 207 | Mark Steyn

[xjcsa]

Posted here.

Nice.

[NCSteve]

...crooning a couple of choruses of "Embrace me, my sweet embraceable ewe."

Bwaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

[3AngelaD]

I really can't remember very well. It seems to me that there was a third side, the public health people, and that is kind of what the paper leaned toward. I just remember thinking at the time that next they would be stoning adulterers and chopping off the hands of thieves in the publc housing projects, but no luck there. I hadn't heard about the female mutilation yet.

[OldPossum]

Unlike Martina Navratilova, I'm no expert in sheep sexuality. Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama-ding-dong? I couldn't tell you.

ROTFLMAO

What's so funny to me and others old enough to remember it, there was a rock and roll song with that title!

[Watery Tart]

Thanks for the ping, Pokey!

I have a problems with my livestock, though. I asked them to "go straight," but this is what they did (maybe they're closet metro??):

[metesky]

Good Steyn. Bump for the morning crowd.

[Tax-chick]

The poor old sheep gets it coming and going. If he's going to end up bleeding to death while turned toward Mecca, he ought at least be able to choose his orientation in the runup to it. Might as well be hung for a ram as for a ewe.

Wouldn't that be, "BAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHA!"?

[Pyro7480]

If President Bush is looking for a casus belli against Tehran, the gay-ram angle may be the best shot at bringing the EU on board. "E U," by the way, is the abbreviation for "European Union" and not what a gay ram says in distaste when the lady sheep come strolling by en route to the dip.

LOL!!!