With both Kennedy and Kerry sent to the Senate -- the state has been renamed: Massoftwoshits
Semper Fi
I have a theory about Ma.... When the patriots dumped the tea into boston harbor, the fish ate the tea and a change occurred in the fish that caused them to secrete new hormones causing treasonous characteristics.
Ma. gave us the minutemen, and our glorius Revolution, but has decended since to give us the likes of Kennedy, Kerrey and Barney Frank.
Has to have come from eating the fish.