I'm hoping he's not dead. They didn't really say he was at the end, just showed him being worked on (well, they showed a blue-gloved man seemingly taking his vitals), so I'm hoping he just had a glancing blow to the neck that looks ugly but allows him to get right back on the job by lunch.
I really like Curtis and last night I sat there with my hand over my mouth for a good five minutes. And if anyone can strategically place a shot, it's Jack Bauer. Our local radio station sponsored a 24 restaurant party for the premiere and the quote they kept using was "the only reason you're still conscious is because I don't want to carry you"- ha, priceless.
Remember this from Rush?
"Who is Jack Bauer?"
-By Rush Limbaugh
1. If you wake up in the morning, its only because Jack Bauer spared your life.
2. Jack Bauers favorite color is Severe Terror Alert Red, his second favorite color is violet, but only because it sounds like the word violent.
3. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his car keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys to himself.
4. Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.
5. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin, heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
6. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
7. Jack Bauer doesnt miss; if he didnt hit you it was because he was shooting at another terrorist 8 miles away.
9. Understand this: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesnt feel like carrying you.
10. Killing Jack Bauer doesnt make him dead, it just makes him mad.
11. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons he used them to kill terrorists because he doesnt like lemonade.
12. In grade school a little boy punched Kim Bauer, his daughter. Kim ran home to tell her dad. That little boys name: Stephen Hawking.
13. Jack Bauer doesnt sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when hes knocked out or temporarily killed.
14. In Kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for show and tell.
15. Jack Bauer has literally died for his country and lived to tell about it.
16. As a child, Jack Bauers first words were: Theres no time.
17. Jack Bauers family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child...once.
18. Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer does.
19. Every time Jack Bauer yells, Now! at the end of a sentence a terrorist dies.
20. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 2 hours...the inhabitants of that island have been there for two years.
That one's my all time favorite!
LMAO! Those are from Rush? Too funny! < :D