is my parking spot at work considered an "employer provided benefit". should it be added to my wages for tax purposes? how about the free coffee they make available to me?
Yep, I'm sorry but you'll have to pay. We must be fair and get you on the same level as everyone else. It's the Communist way.
Mister Cratchit, be sure that each lump of coal you burn at your desk has been fully recorded toward your tax liability!