Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

Sun online ^ | January 23, 2007 | EMILY SMITH

[Veto!]

Cruise-ify?

Funny!

[null and void]

You are soooo bad. (In a good way)...

[.cnI redruM]

Tom Cruise needs to purge the Klingons from his butt...

[SpaceBar]

Charles Manson is big on Scientology and his followers used to call him Jesus Christ. Not a similarity I'd be too proud of if I was Tom Cruise.

[ArrogantBustard]

Gay as an Easter bonnet. Queer as a three-dollar bill.

That, and mad as a hatter.

[AmericaUnited]

As soon as Tom rises from the dead, without the help of stunt men and animation, I'll worship him. Till then, I can only LAUGH at him.

[nutmeg]

*rolling eyes* ping!

[ArrogantBustard]

If he does that, I'll assume that he's The Beast.

[flying Elvis]

He must have the IQ of a turnip, rising that high in the organization without figuring it out.

[mel]

Laugh at it. I am. Previously, perhaps Scientology held some kind of mystique, but now with the internet, most people are aware of what nutcases these people are. Aliens on your body. It makes me laugh.

[pepsionice]

Probably true...once you apply the cross-test..."Jesus" Cruise fails miserably and looks like an absolute idiot.

If this doesn't convince people of the goofy business surrounding Scientology....then I don't know what will.

[Lazamataz]

And like Christ, TomCrooz will perform miracles.

Like getting himself to come out of the closet.

[null and void]

It must be that by the time they are initiated into the so called inner mysteries, crock of crap tho they are, they have spent too much time and money and are so indoctrinated and incriminated that they cannot quit.

Pretty much. Been there, done that... (well not quite that far into it)...

[SevenofNine]

Yeah ole Tom is Queen

I hear that real reason why Nicole Kidman marry him is because of boost of the career she felt sorry for him ROFL

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Tom is also a few thetans short of a happy meal. (So to speak.)

[null and void]

Yes. Let's keep all the questions on that thread, though. Makes them easier to find and all that...

[ArrogantBustard]

Give him a plate full of steamed clams.

[BMIC]

Can we crucify him and see if he comes back to life?

[null and void]

I thought you had a vowel movement...

[snarks_when_bored]

Would you like to buy a vowel?......check eBay........

Vowel envy is kind of like RLS (Restless Leg Syndrome) and PAD (Peripheral Artery Disease):  you can pay to get it fixed, but you're not sufficiently interested to make the effort...