"Whoever you are - I have always depended on the kindness of strangers." "Whoever you are - I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.""I thought I was writing about a Red Scooter. Little did I know, as he turned out to be a Republican."
"I hope I have my American Express card, because the guy writing this post has no idea who I am, and probably no one else does either."
She looks like Joey Ramone.
'Bob, you're sure Michael Vick's water bottle will pass security?'
She's more hunched-over than the geezer on the left... somebody send her some Tums!
Do they have Grande Lattes in the joint?
"I'm quite prepared to testify, but why did the CIA insist that I bring in this urine sample?"
Become a reporter, they said. See the world, they said. First Amendment protections, they said.
Howell Raines: the gift that keeps on giving.
To paraphrase Norma Desmond:
"I am big. It's the MSM that got small"