Well, boo-frikkin-hoo.....
When I read this, my first thought went back to the old "Aladin" Popeye cartoon. Popeye, as Aladin, uses his sword to slice off some big Arab/Persian's baggy pants and says, "Abu Hassan Ghadam Anymore!"
Not sure exactly why this popped into my head.
All the "important historic sites" in Iran aren't worth
ONE block in downtown Manhattan!