Just pulling your leg, T. ;-)
Seriously though, there's going to be a boatload of court cases over this. Might as well start making your own dog/cat food at home if we can't trust others to do it!
Or:
http://www.eaglepack.com/
I highly recommend it. I've been using this with our dogs for years. Eagle Pack has its own manufacturing plant, not associated with Menu at all.
Dogs thrive on it. They also make cat food. Check it out.
When I was younger, my pets never got all the weird failures of organs that pets get now, kidney failure being one of them. A few years ago I asked my vet about it and she said that pet food is coming under more and more suspicion as the cause because they are putting things into it that they didn't use to add.
My 15-year-old cat began throwing up his food a few years ago, almost every meal. Ignoring the vet's advice to put him on meds, I changed his food, and he was able to tolerate it better. I have to keep changing it, because after a while he starts upchucking again. I'd come to the conclusion I need to start saving a portion of the chicken, meat, and fish I eat and put it through the food processor with a little broth for him. He does very well with that. Poor little guy. Imagine having such an upset digestive tract all the time.