[SkyPilot]

Why are so many people laying on his wife?

I dunno, she seems like a nice person - except for that Vagina Monologues thing and all:

Oops! Wrong wife. Sorry. That was wife #2, or was she #3?

Anyway, here is the current Mrs. Giuliani.

[Mamzelle]

She looks a lot younger than Roody.

[George W. Bush]

Man, that is one bad picture. The eyes and mid-nose region are not good.

So he drags her into all this by saying she'll be in cabinet meetings, sort of a co-presidentress like certain other liberals once said they would bring to the White House. And the wife of that liberal duo was also interested in healthcare issues.

But now he says lay off, having stirred all this up himself.

What else are they hiding? Unacknowledged children? More ex-hubbies and lovers? Maybe some dead puppies?

[dennisw]

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