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To: CarrotAndStick

Well, I knew a guy who was buttfuggly, had no money, and never had a problem dating the hottest chicks.

Years later we found out that he was the proud owner of fifteener.

And there were witnesses.


41 posted on 04/04/2007 1:21:44 PM PDT by Al Gator (Refusing to "stoop to your enemy's level", gets you cut off at the knees.)
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To: Al Gator
Years later we found out that he was the proud owner of fifteener.

HA!

49 posted on 04/04/2007 1:27:43 PM PDT by AngryJawa ({IDPA} GO HUNTER '08)
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To: Al Gator

Before I proceed any further, and you may think I’m ignorant, but I have to admit I have no idea what a fifteener is.

As for a guy having no looks, no money, and no brains, well, women form the other half of natural selection. Who’s to say they can’t make mistakes? Lol!


54 posted on 04/04/2007 1:30:57 PM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: Al Gator; Red Badger

Beauty may be skin-deep, but ugly is to the bone...

:^)


60 posted on 04/04/2007 1:37:34 PM PDT by CarrotAndStick (The articles posted by me needn't necessarily reflect my opinion.)
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To: Al Gator
Well, I knew a guy who was buttfuggly, had no money, and never had a problem dating the hottest chicks.

Oh, THAT guy. Yes, it was a mystery. Every night, he would leave with some gorgeous woman.

"What's his secret?" We asked the bartender.

"I dunno. He just sits there in the corner, by himself, licking his eyebrows..."

70 posted on 04/04/2007 1:42:47 PM PDT by Gorzaloon (Global Warming: A New Kind Of Scientology for the Rest Of Us.)
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