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To: restornu
All except the blood, you say.

Why not the blood. I like my blood. Why can’t God just give us leak-proof veins.

Is there food in Mormon heaven? What happens when you eat it. Does it just disappear, or are there toilets in Mormon heaven.

Oh no, maybe the stuff from the Celestial toilets goes to next level down! I sure hope the plumbing in Heaven doesn’t leak.

Come to think of food in Mormon heaven, I sure hope it’s better than the little bits of stale bread you serve with your sacrament!

On no! Bread and water in heaven! I think I’d rather go to Valhalla at least they have good beer there.

LOL Tell me another fairytale Resty!

1,657 posted on 04/22/2007 7:43:36 PM PDT by Liberty Rattler (Don't tread on me!)
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To: Liberty Rattler

All except the blood, you say.
Why not the blood. I like my blood. Why can’t God just give us leak-proof veins.

Is there food in Mormon heaven? What happens when you eat it. Does it just disappear, or are there toilets in Mormon heaven.

Oh no, maybe the stuff from the Celestial toilets goes to next level down! I sure hope the plumbing in Heaven doesn’t leak.

Come to think of food in Mormon heaven, I sure hope it’s better than the little bits of stale bread you serve with your sacrament!

On no! Bread and water in heaven! I think I’d rather go to Valhalla at least they have good beer there.

LOL Tell me another fairytale Resty!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1812842/posts?page=1657#1657

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Luke 24

25 Then he said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken:
26 Ought not Christ to have suffered these things, and to enter into his glory?
27 And beginning at Moses and all the prophets, he expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself.
28 And they drew nigh unto the village, whither they went: and he made as though he would have gone further.
29 But they constrained him, saying, Abide with us: for it is toward evening, and the day is far spent. And he went in to tarry with them.
30 And it came to pass, as he sat at meat with them, he took bread, and blessed it, and brake, and gave to them.
31 And their eyes were opened, and they knew him; and he vanished out of their sight.
32 And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us, while he talked with us by the way, and while he opened to us the scriptures?
33 And they rose up the same hour, and returned to Jerusalem, and found the eleven gathered together, and them that were with them,
34 Saying, The Lord is risen indeed, and hath appeared to Simon.
35 And they told what things were done in the way, and how he was known of them in breaking of bread.
36 ¶ And as they thus spake, Jesus himself stood in the midst of them, and saith unto them, Peace be unto you.
37 But they were terrified and affrighted, and supposed that they had seen a spirit.
38 And he said unto them, Why are ye troubled? and why do thoughts arise in your hearts?
39 Behold my hands and my feet, that it is I myself: handle me, and see; for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have.
40 And when he had thus spoken, he shewed them his hands and his feet.
41 And while they yet believed not for joy, and wondered, he said unto them, Have ye here any meat?
42 And they gave him a piece of a broiled fish, and of an honeycomb.
43 And he took it, and did eat before them.
44 And he said unto them, These are the words which I spake unto you, while I was yet with you, that all things must be fulfilled, which were written in the law of Moses, and in the prophets, and in the psalms, concerning me.
45 Then opened he their understanding, that they might understand the scriptures,
46 And said unto them, Thus it is written, and thus it behoved Christ to suffer, and to rise from the dead the third day:
47 And that repentance and remission of sins should be preached in his name among all nations, beginning at Jerusalem.
48 And ye are witnesses of these things.
49 ¶ And, behold, I send the promise of my Father upon you: but tarry ye in the city of Jerusalem, until ye be endued with power from on high.


1,671 posted on 04/22/2007 8:14:50 PM PDT by restornu (I know that thou art redeemed, because of the righteousness of thy Redeemer; 2 Ne 2:3)
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To: Liberty Rattler
At Christ’s Resurrection, he is described as having flesh and bone, but not blood. Blood is a mortal element that belongs to mortal man.
1,686 posted on 04/22/2007 8:54:06 PM PDT by sevenbak (My soul standeth fast in that liberty in the which God hath made us free.)
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