Crow is a woman, talking to women, in their frame of reference.
She is not discussing men or going #2. She's talking going #1. Women, having smaller blathers among other things, go #1 much more often than men. Ever notice to lines at Ladies versus Men's rooms? Unlike men, most of them, have to pat 'it' dry each time they go, with a wad of squares. Folding one square in half, sounds reasonable to me, and would save tons of tissue.
Crow stumbled onto something here.
Yeah, stumbled is a good word for it.
Most women I know have much larger blathers than men.
Crow stumbled onto something here.
Unless you've got the hardware, don't write the instruction manual.