A woman in Texas catches her husband in bed with another woman. She goes into her closet and grabs her Winchester rifle.
As her husband stands at the foot of the bed, naked and pleading, she raises the rifle and carefully takes aim at her husbands crotch.
"You've betrayed me for the last time Earl. I'm a gonna turn a bull into a steer with one shot!"
"Please Mabel! Gimme one more chance!"
Raising her eye from the gun sight to meet his gaze she says, "Alright then...Set 'em a swingin'!"
And that reminds me of a Jonathan Winters quip about how he hunted squirrels: “I just aim for their little nuts!”