[Volunteer]

I saw this young woman on F&F this AM. I was struck by how awkwardly she described her suit.

"I dreamed of being a teacher for a long time. They should not be able to look at that photo. It was posted for my friends."

Following this logic, I get a Ferrari and an evening with Harris Faulkner of Fox News. I've dreamed of both for "a long time." There is also the matter of posting something on a public website.

If the woman was stupid enough to post a photo of herself with the caption, "drunken pirate", then I am thinking she is just smart enough to be a NEA member.

After all, we need to promote more diversity in the teaching profession. How many of you had drunken pirates as teacher? The need for drunken pirates in the classroom is critical.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

How many of you had drunken pirates as teacher?

Yeah, keep reminding me that I owe a debt that I can never repay to the gentle and good Sisters of St. Dominic.

[Miss Didi]

I saw this young woman on F&F this AM. I was struck by how awkwardly she described her suit.

I was yelling from the kitchen, who cares...we just got the AQ kingpin, end the segment already.