As a father of a child who survived a difficult pregnancy in which the new baby's health was very much touch and go, I can attest that a little humor takes the edge off the situation.
Little Lincoln is undernourished, but according to the article he is gaining weight and his prognosis is excellent - he's even going home from the hospital.
Lighten up, Francis.
I’ll bet that by age 5 they’ll be similar in size. Although Lincoln will probably be somewhat smaller, the difference will be much smaller by age 5, and by adulthood.