“These Brits don’t have much sense of humor.”
They’re still bitter about that little war we had a few years ago. Either that or maybe it was GW’s comment. I think it was “isn’t Charles a puffter?”
Oh well...Tally ho!
I think it's the never-before-published original last paragraph of the Declaration of Independence that still stings them a bit. I managed to come up with a copy. Please read carefully, as the difference is subtle:
"We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved, and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And King George can kiss our a$$.
— And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."