[dancusa]

[beaversmom]

[Flash Bazbeaux]

An old Simpsons episode:

Chalmers: Laugh it up, you punks, ‘cause you and Jan Murray
here just cost our town the Olympics.

Bart: Hey, Chalmers, where are you from?

Chalmers: Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then
made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Uh, why
do you ask?

[Bart is about to say something when Skinner Quickly
puts his hand over his mouth]

Skinner: Uh, don’t worry, sir. I’ll teach these children
some respect for their town. I’m assigning each of
you 20 hours of Community Service.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to my vacation at lake Titicaca. [to Bart] Let’s see you make a joke out of that, Mr. Smart guy.

[Clemenza]

Which is very close to "Blue Ball." It also inspired one of my favorite bumper stickers of all time: "Virginia May be for Lovers, but Pennsylvania has Intercourse."

The area I lived in was once called Maidenhead, until the locals got sick of all the jokes and renamed the township after Admiral Lawrence.