[Redbob]

And towns:
I intentionally avoided even looking at homes in Alpharetta (Georgia) - it sounds too much like what an illiterate would name her first female child...

Or Krum (Texas), which is no better than you’d think.

[Verginius Rufus]

I would guess that Krum was named by Bulgarian immigrants who wanted to honor their great medieval ruler Krum (808-814), famed for his victories over the Byzantine Empire.

[Erasmus]

...followed by Betaretta and then Gammaretta.

Oh, wait. You did say she was illiterate. Never mind.

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[Erasmus]

Then there’s the area where Neal Boortz lived during his formative years: Thrall, Frame Switch, and Dime Bag.