Sounds reasonable to me (if I were a liberal)
Of course, there’s no need to go into the Great Deception of the NASA program.
Everyone knows that’s really a super secret operation to have SUVs placed all over the other planets in the solar system along with monstrous bags of gasoline and huge piles of oxygen tanks.
The plan, dastardly eeveel plan to pollute every planet that nasty humans can reach, take AWG to the whole solar system and artificially deplete our planetary supply of gasoline and oxygen.