Or maybe, "Hello. My name is Vijay and I am calling for the RNC. I am wondering if you will be happy to send us a lot more money than you were sending us last year, now that we have solving the border problem so well to your satisfaction. What? I don't understand that word you just yelled. Did you say duckno? Wait I must be getting my supervisor to be helping with this call..."
Funny post. Unfortunately after reading it I asked myself if the RNC might actually be dumb enough to solicit campaign funds using callers in Bangalore or Hyderabad.
I hope my answer is wrong.