[Dan Evans]

Hey wasn’t that MacBeth who said “Oh what tangled webs we weave when first we seek to deceive”?

[wideawake]

No, it was Marmion who said that - courtesy of Sir Walter Scott.

Shakespeare's Malcolm in "MacBeth" says:

"I grant him bloody, luxurious, avaricious, false, deceitful, sudden, malicious, smacking of every sin that has a name."

[Athwart]

And wasn't it Freddie Blassie who said:

You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead,

Looks like a pipe cleaner atached to a head,

Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks,

You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek.