[nmh]

Yuck!

[utahagen]

The usual logic behind these non-covergirl types’ posing nude for a calendar is: “We may be fat/old/gray...but we’re beautiful!” Um, ladies, if you’re 70 or 80 and you’re nude, you’re not beautiful. (Let’s face it: for 99% of the population, if you’re even 20 or 30 and you’re nude, you’re not beautiful. Even great looking young people look better in bathing suits than in the nude, so why the devil would gray geezers brandish their saggy, nude bodies as evidence of physical beauty?)